"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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