just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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