take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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