: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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