My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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