I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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