I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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