ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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