on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
where are you?
Hypothermia
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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