that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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