i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
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Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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