I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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