Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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