The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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