I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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