Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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