This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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