I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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