he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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