so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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