So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I think my nap took me to another dimension
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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