dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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