You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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