I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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