for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
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