She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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