white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
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