omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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