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she looked like the before picture.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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