My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
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