I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
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