THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Someone signed my nipple.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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