As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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