hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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