is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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