Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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