you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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