whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
If I die, sorry about rent.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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