Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i barfeds in our rink
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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