The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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