So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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