Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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