How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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