so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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