Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
