I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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