She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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