so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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