he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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