Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
she peed on how many people?
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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