The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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