By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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