You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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