Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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