so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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