at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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